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Wednesday, January 28, 2026

The Deth of Deth

  


I got into Megadeth at exactly the right time. It was early 1991 and I bought Rust in Peace, the band’s latest and fourth release, at my local record shop, Squalid Sounds. It was on vinyl too, and this was long before hipsters ignited a vinyl resurgence that saw album prices reach the giddy heights of 40 notes a pop.

Friday, December 5, 2025

Mettle Church

 

This week, I heard that long-time survivor of the Dave Mustaine revolving door membership programme known as Megadeth but now former bassist of the band, David Ellefson, had joined Metal Church.

Sunday, December 8, 2024

24 for '24

 

I’ve long since given up trying to keep on top of new releases and doing my ‘Best of the Year’ posts.

Sunday, April 16, 2023

72 Seasons to Be Cheerful

 


72 is an important number for Metallica. It’s the age of both frontman James Hetfield and sticksman Lars Ulrich and it’s also the number of years since they last produced a decent album. It feels that way at least. But joking aside, 72 Seasons is a 77-minute behemoth (why didn’t they cut out one of the songs and make it 72?) and it seems like they’re finally back on the right track.

Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Whatchu Tolkien 'bout?

It’s always good to discover new music, particularly when it belongs to a genre you don’t listen to that often. But wait, I might be getting ahead of myself a little here.

Saturday, December 31, 2022

My Top 22 Songs I Listened to in 2022 Based on Memory Alone

I used to often do one of those ‘My Top 20 Albums of the Year’ posts, but in recent years I’ve struggled to be inspired by any new releases and I actually don’t even keep on top of release dates anymore. I saw a post the other day where someone was sharing their Top 200 new albums of the year. How is that even possible? Firstly, they must have an incredibly varied taste in music and secondly, four new albums a week? How does anyone find enough time to even listen to that much new music?

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

The Best of Metallica (part two)

 

So, without any further ado, let’s get on with the top 50…

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

The Best of Metallica (part one)

 

I’ve seen a few articles online recently where an artist or band’s entire discography is ranked from worst to best. It is something that can lead to great discussion and argument because the writer is invariably “wrong”.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

The Fear of Thunder over London

 

This blog has been sadly neglected for a long time, so it’s time to blow the dust off it and crack on.

Saturday, March 6, 2021

Planets of the Damned

 

The other day I remembered an utter shit of a man I used to work for. I was a kind of odd job man for him, even though that wasn’t what I was really employed for, but that’s got nothing to do with this story. He would sit in his “office” which was actually his spare bedroom where there was just enough room for him to sit at his computer due to the piles of utter tat and rubbish he had piled up to the ceiling. He would play music very loudly through some quite decent speakers while I painted his stairwell or cleaned his bathroom or grouted some tiles or took the rubbish out to provide entertainment in between bouts of screaming at me for doing everything wrong.

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Symphony of Destruction

 

When S&M came out, I was in my 20s, I worked in a pub and I still had a reasonably full head of hair. I wondered why they chose the title at the time. Was it because James Hetfield liked to dress up in leather and smack a heavily restrained and ball gag-wearing Lars Ulrich across the buttocks with a plank of wood with a nail sticking out of it while yelling “FIRE WO-MAN!” at the top of his voice? Or was it just short for Symphony and Metallica? Probably the second. Or at least, something close to that.

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Start Today


You know you’re at a hardcore gig, because the singers of hardcore bands at a hardcore gig have between song banter like “this is a hardcore gig” and yell out “HARDCORE!” during instrumental breakdowns.

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Everything Went Blackpool

I’m a bit late with this year’s review because, well, I had to spend a week piecing together the fragments of a drunken weekend like a 1,000-piece jigsaw with five pieces missing and where 90% of the remaining parts are near-identically-shaped pieces of blue sky.

Sunday, June 2, 2019

Sleazy Does It


Morecambe is grim. Let’s not pretend otherwise. Despite the sunny day when I arrived and the lovely view of Cumbria across the bay which has claimed the lives of many a Chinese whelk-picker, it is still an absolute rectum of a town.

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Built to Last

London was apparently founded in the year 50. Curiously this is now the exact price in pounds for a pint at the Kentish Town Forum. More or less.

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Deth Before Christmas

It’s nearly Christmas. I know this because there are lights and trees and all manner of other festive crap adorning the towns, cities and villages of this country. I also know it’s nearly Christmas because Lawnmower Deth had scheduled a one-off gig in London tahn.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Best of the Fest


The yearly punk festival in Blackpool has a tendency to come around quickly, although this could in part be to do with the fact that I’m not getting any younger and the hands of a clock now seem to spin faster than the dials on an Npower customer’s electricity meter.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Satisfaction is the Death of Desire



It’s nice to get to your first gig of the year in January and a cold, dark, winter’s evening is the perfect time to go and see a line-up of seven hardcore bands.

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Blind Drunk Aggression



I have a kind of bucket list of bands I want to see live. At the top of this list for many years was the British thrash band, Acid Reign.

Friday, August 11, 2017