Everything Went Blackpool

I’m a bit late with this year’s review because, well, I had to spend a week piecing together the fragments of a drunken weekend like a 1,000-piece jigsaw with five pieces missing and where 90% of the remaining parts are near-identically-shaped pieces of blue sky.

Sleazy Does It

Morecambe is grim. Let’s not pretend otherwise. Despite the sunny day when I arrived and the lovely view of Cumbria across the bay which has claimed the lives of many a Chinese whelk-picker, it is still an absolute rectum of a town.

Built to Last

London was apparently founded in the year 50. Curiously this is now the exact price in pounds for a pint at the Kentish Town Forum. More or less.